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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
How naked do you want me to be?
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