Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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