Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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