I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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