i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize