okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize