so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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