This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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