Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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