If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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