I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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