She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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