I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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