you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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