There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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