It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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