Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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