Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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