Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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