I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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