On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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