Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I smell stomach acid.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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