Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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