i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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