summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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