Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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