Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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