That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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