I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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