we're blogging at a bar
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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