Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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