No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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