You're a womanizer and a bitch.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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