with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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