God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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