She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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