he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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