Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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