i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just had sex on a roof
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Terrible idea I love it
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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