hotel room ftw
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
tell me about the fingering
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