my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
