i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i out mim tonsoeep
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