I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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