The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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