Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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