that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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