My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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