The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Verdict: uncircumcised.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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