On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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