then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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