I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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