Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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