So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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