Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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